“Hey Stitch, that loud boom those of us in Massachusetts heard Saturday afternoon was actually a falling meteorite over Cape Cod.
I would have sworn that was your reaction to the Rangers stealing their game (and your bet) from the Royals with a three-run bottom of the ninth!” — Don Brassil
Smoking rates in the United States have hit an all-time low, Mr. Brassil. Saturday, our ears looked like the Sistine Chapel after naming a new pope.
Giants and Brewers: Landen Roupp went 0-4 in May (and we thought we had a bad month), but has allowed three runs in his last 11 innings.
$50 on the Giants (+140, bet365).
Hello darkness, my old friend. I’m in negative territory again.
Griffin Canning was canned after five innings, allowing three runs on a pair of homers from James Wood and Luis García Jr.
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The Nationals doubled up the Padres 4-2.
We were up +625 paulsimons on May 1.
We begin June down -32 artgarfunkels.
Why Trust New York Post Betting
The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.
